1. Really need to kill this nervous eating habit. 

     

  2. So I went to a lunch talk about the Paycheck Fairness Act today. The talk was sponsored by the Federalist Society, which is the conservative legal doctrine group (not technically Republican, but Scalia is their god), and Chick-fil-A was served and at first I was impressed, but then I was like “….of course Fed Soc would serve Chick-fil-A. Duh.”

    The lady didn’t answer my question at all, but whatever. Free lunch.

     
  3. unclefather:

    queenfattyoftherollpalace:

    Why

    diglett 

    I’m dying.

    (Source: prrrk03, via merrygoround-of-life)

     
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  5. vanityprojectsnyc:

    For the ACE student!! #handpainted #gelnail #nailart by #Kanae @mee_yagi #vanityprojects (at Vanity Projects)

    The eraser is awesome.

    (via mintjuliepp)

     

  6. mirroringlight:

    The past two nights I have really craved chocolate chip cookie dough. Last night I actually went out to get it, but the convenience store I went to didn’t sell any. And I wasn’t quite committed enough to go to another store.

    Tonight I’m doing laundry, so I can’t be seen in public. But the craving is worse. Considering getting dressed just to go get cookie dough… 

    Totes went out to buy a tube. Put on a bra for it.

    Cookie dough is serious business.

     

  7. The past two nights I have really craved chocolate chip cookie dough. Last night I actually went out to get it, but the convenience store I went to didn’t sell any. And I wasn’t quite committed enough to go to another store.

    Tonight I’m doing laundry, so I can’t be seen in public. But the craving is worse. Considering getting dressed just to go get cookie dough… 

     
  8. exvind:

    scribblingbearcat:

    kammartinez:

    Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

    Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

    DAMN SON

    There is no problem that sass cannot solve

    (via failedoptimism)

     
  9. mstrkrftz:

    Time Stacks by Matt Molloy

    (Source: mstrkrftz, via fwarg)

     
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  11. ladycrappo:

    The modern system of international maritime signal flags dates back to 1855, although it was based on earlier flag codes. It continues to be used today by both naval and merchant vessels to signal messages and intentions at sea.

    These ones spell out PENIS.

    31DC2014 day 28: inspired by a flag

    Truly inspired.

    (via marquisdesad)

     

  12. Anonymous said: Why do you have issues with eating

    toxicwinner:

    think it’s cos im a girl raised on earth

     
  13. The colors are changing. I always felt New England fall couldn’t actually be better than the Midwest, but if all the colors here are going to be this vibrant…. Dang.

     
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  15. thecutestofthecute:

    BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!

    (via radiograndad)